I Have come to the conclusion that Poo Does Follow Me :(

Have you ever wondered sometimes if you are just imagining things or you really smell or see poo?

Well, lucky for me it's everywhere I go.

I walk into the restroom at work, with all of the stalls empty, I always have to choose the one with the unflushed goodies in it! Blaeeeckkkkkk.....

So I have 2 desks at work (don't ask me why). It has become a weird yet strangely familiar habit of mine to have a bottle of air freshener at my desk. Yes, at times, I will get a whiff of poo smell and I wanna die! It could be the fact that I sit near a restroom...but man, whoever graces their presence with their poo must have bad lunches all the time! So I pretend that I am freshening up and spray rose water all over my area...muahahahah

Right now...I am sitting at my other desk...no restroom nearby, not even a Treadmill nearby (ahahhaha), and I SMELL POO! So did the guy next to me fart or something?!? And not only once, three or four times! I just took out a bottle of lotion I am sniffing it.
Am I gonna get high on lotion and air fresheners??

Oh boy...

Who Closes a Cafe at 1:30pm?!?!?

So I broke out my routine today and decided that I would go to the gym during my lunch hour. I didn't want to eat prior to the gym so I figured I would just grab something quick afterwards.

So I was all happy driving back to work, thinking of what I want for lunch...
"Hmmm...I guess soup sounds good...or chicken quesadilla?"...

I am skipping happily down to the cafe while the sun is finally beaming after a cold morning. I then stop and talk to a co-worker for few minutes. "Eh...I have time, it's only 1:30pm," I think to myself.

WHO CLOSES THE CAFE AT 1:30pm?!?!?!?

Much to my disapointment, everything was closed. They only thing I was able to buy was an orange juice and sun chips...blahhh...

I'm hungry.

Did I Mention I HATE STIFF NECKS?

Blahhhh

I HATE STIFF NECKS!

So I've been having issues, and I don't know whether it has to do with my mental state or what, but I've been having issues.

So two nights ago, I didn't sleep well and woke up with a stiff neck. I HATE STIFF NECKS! You are so uncomfortable the WHOLE day and can barely turn your neck! You are constantly reminded that a muscle or nerve is stuck and there is nothing you can do about it. And with all that going on, you can't enjoy or concentrate on anything you are doing :(

I had enough, so that night I went to bed thinking, "Ok, I'll just sleep on my painful side and everything will be O...K..." And "I get a free eggroll!" (Mr. Chau's ...blah, I'll explain later if you don't get it)
Yea, that was the night before...I STILL WOKE UP WITH A STIFF NECK! So then yesterday while sitting at my desk I tried hitting myself on certain points of my shoulders and arms. "Why?" you may ask?

Well...ehehehe...well Watson my friend, because I remember my massage therapist told me one time that I you trick your nerves somehow by tapping on some points, you will find that you can relax that muscle that is tense.
Which brings me to last night...UH OH HOT DOG! Did I tap the wrong muscles?? I still have a stiff neck, and when I woke up this morning, I felt like I can't even move my neck both ways!!

I HATE STIFF NECKS!!! I want the stiff neck fairy to come over and pixie dust this away!

And now I even have a headache! Did I mention I HATE STIFF NECKS!!??