So I'm having my morning tea and I started thinking for some odd reason about poo.
Why do things always have to happen to me??? Tell me why *_*
One night at Cheesecake Factory, I walk into a restroom stall that I had picked out of a total of 6 to be the cleanest to go to. Only to see (once I begin my small business) a piece of poo on the floor. Blaeeeckkkkkkkkkk....!!!! WHY??? WHY ME???
The other day, I go to the gym, looking around for a clean treadmill to use, I pick 1 out of the 5 that are there...attempt to put down my water bottle and keys...only to find a black piece of poo in the cup holder! Blaeeeckkkkkkkk!!!!!!
I wanna gag thinking about it!!
So it leads me to my question...Does Poo Follow Me?
Maybe I should buy the lottery, I find Lucky Sh*t...
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
Thursday, September 07, 2006
What the...
So this was the weirdest thing...
I went to lunch with my coworkers today, carpooled with my coworker that had just bought a brand new Range Rover.
We parked on the street (parallel parked) thinking that it would be better to avoid door dings. Aahahhahaha...oh boy...
We came back from lunch only to find her car like this...
Ok...So not thaaaaat bad, I'm exaggerating :D But the guy's head of the car was shoved right underneath her car! The crazy part is that he just left it there and walked off to lunch!
So we did the only thing that a good Samaritan would do, call the police! AHAHAHA
There was a small dent under her bumper, and we noticed that his car had a scratch too. We waited till the police came. They said they could follow this as a hit and run, and even measure that car's rear end to the end of the curb (the back was sticking out into the driveway behind it)so they could give him a ticket for illegal parking.
However, the guy and his friend came back...and very calmly and said "hello officers, how are you doing?" OMG did they have any clue??
Then, the guy even said that he doesnt think he did that because they didnt hear anything :O and that it probably scratched when we sat into the car and pulled off!!!
DO WE LOOK 500 lbs!!?!??! Granted I did gain some weight...but not like that!!
I wanted to say "Uhm, I think this happened when you got out of your car! Oh smart one!"
Weird people, I swear!
I went to lunch with my coworkers today, carpooled with my coworker that had just bought a brand new Range Rover.
We parked on the street (parallel parked) thinking that it would be better to avoid door dings. Aahahhahaha...oh boy...
We came back from lunch only to find her car like this...
Ok...So not thaaaaat bad, I'm exaggerating :D But the guy's head of the car was shoved right underneath her car! The crazy part is that he just left it there and walked off to lunch!
So we did the only thing that a good Samaritan would do, call the police! AHAHAHA
There was a small dent under her bumper, and we noticed that his car had a scratch too. We waited till the police came. They said they could follow this as a hit and run, and even measure that car's rear end to the end of the curb (the back was sticking out into the driveway behind it)so they could give him a ticket for illegal parking.
However, the guy and his friend came back...and very calmly and said "hello officers, how are you doing?" OMG did they have any clue??
Then, the guy even said that he doesnt think he did that because they didnt hear anything :O and that it probably scratched when we sat into the car and pulled off!!!
DO WE LOOK 500 lbs!!?!??! Granted I did gain some weight...but not like that!!
I wanted to say "Uhm, I think this happened when you got out of your car! Oh smart one!"
Weird people, I swear!
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