I HATE STIFF NECKS!

So I've been having issues, and I don't know whether it has to do with my mental state or what, but I've been having issues.

So two nights ago, I didn't sleep well and woke up with a stiff neck. I HATE STIFF NECKS! You are so uncomfortable the WHOLE day and can barely turn your neck! You are constantly reminded that a muscle or nerve is stuck and there is nothing you can do about it. And with all that going on, you can't enjoy or concentrate on anything you are doing :(

I had enough, so that night I went to bed thinking, "Ok, I'll just sleep on my painful side and everything will be O...K..." And "I get a free eggroll!" (Mr. Chau's ...blah, I'll explain later if you don't get it)
Yea, that was the night before...I STILL WOKE UP WITH A STIFF NECK! So then yesterday while sitting at my desk I tried hitting myself on certain points of my shoulders and arms. "Why?" you may ask?

Well...ehehehe...well Watson my friend, because I remember my massage therapist told me one time that I you trick your nerves somehow by tapping on some points, you will find that you can relax that muscle that is tense.
Which brings me to last night...UH OH HOT DOG! Did I tap the wrong muscles?? I still have a stiff neck, and when I woke up this morning, I felt like I can't even move my neck both ways!!

I HATE STIFF NECKS!!! I want the stiff neck fairy to come over and pixie dust this away!

And now I even have a headache! Did I mention I HATE STIFF NECKS!!??